ivy and i, phone miggs:

miggs: "hello?"
i: "yo momma's teeth is so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter"
HAHAHAHAH.
miggs: "oh hi ivy, hi jasmine"
ivy: "your momma is so old, her first birthday cake didn't have candles"
miggs: "i dont get it"
ivy: "because fire wasnt invented yet"
HAHAHAHA.
ivy: "MY PEC PEC IS SO OBESE, IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK"
miggs: "MY DICK IS SO BIG-"
ivy: "what dick? you dont have a dick"
miggs: "then what did you suck on last night? OHHH"
ivy: ...
miggs: "see you're not denying it"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
LOVELOVELOVETHOSETWO<3333333333